Quarantine day 9:
I finished the jigsaw puzzle
Who is awake right now?
Hello, we know you're single and over 40. Let us in.
If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics.
Met trying to get a word in during an argument.
Me: it's medicinal..
Police: first of all, that's a prostitute.
When you planned on taking a 30 min power nap,
but wake up 4 hours later and it's all dark outside.
Rare phot of a banded Australian Huntsman.
This is a female, males don't have the handbag.
Dress up like Domino's they said.
Her: he must be thinking about other women.
Me: if my son becomes a priest, will Ik call him son or father?
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