I'll have a cafe mocha vodka valium latte to go please.
Stop taking Facebook so seriously.
Most of your like are coming from people sitting on the toilet.
Go to hell.
Oh honey, where do you think I came from?
Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
Some people will open your heart, some will open your wallet
and some will open your eyes.
I like to party.
And by party I mean hide in my room and watch Netflix.
Happiness is...
Receiving what you ordered online.
Every day is a chance to change your life.
Parenting is hard, especially trying to be patient with little versions of impatient you.
Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.
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