Yawning is my body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining.
Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are fucking that night.
Of course I struggle. I just don't quit.
When you try to wash a spoon and it wash you back.
Lying in bed wondering if it's worth to get up and pee.
I'm not sure how many chocolates equals happiness, but so far it's not 23.
Sometimes I just visit my blocking list on Facebook just to see how my prisoners are doing.
If you want to lose weight, you don't need exercise or diet. Just fall in love with the wrong person.
I am not a morning person. Until you want morning sex.
One bad chapter doesn't mean your story is over.
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