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My wife and I have the cutest nicknames for eachother. She's my buttercup and I'm her useless sack of shit.

People who respond thnx instead of thanks, what do you do with all the time you save?

Parenting is a lot like a bar scene: everyone's yelling, everything's sticky, it's the same music over and over again and occasionally someone throws up.

My talent: not sleeping at night.

The past is in your head. The future is in your hands.

I just bought my co-worker a get better soon card. They're not sick. I just think they could do better.

I'm not like other girls. That's where you made your first mistake.

Be the person you want to have in your life.

Done with dating sites. I'm now focusing on pizza delivery guys, because at least I know they have a job, a car and pizza.

If you stay positive in a negative situation, you win.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me taking a long nap.

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3AM, you're home alone and you don't have a baby.

Any dude that tells you is not like other dudes is the leader of the other dudes.

If someone hates you for no reason. Give that motherfucker a reason.

Cop: please step out of the car. Me: I'm too drunk, you get in.

Don't worry about what other people think of you. Most people are morons.

Go ask Google why Cornflakes were invented. You're welcome.

If you don't pick a day to relax, your body will pick it for you.

Ambitchous: the desire to become a better bitch.

Tip for men on Valentine's day: tell your woman you already got something and make here guess. She automatically list things she wants. You're welcome.

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Welcome to Facebook. If you're not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you.

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

If 40 is the new 30 and 50 the new 40, why can't Thursday be the new Friday?

Wi-fi went down for 10 minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.

You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

Pro tip: save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write 'sorry' on the back and leave it on the windshield.

If you never try, you'll never know.

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

This was a terrible day. First my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job, as a bus driver.

Watch out for people who are always bragging about who they are. A lion will never have to tell you it's a lion.

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Yawning is my body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining.

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are fucking that night.

Of course I struggle. I just don't quit.

When you try to wash a spoon and it wash you back.

Lying in bed wondering if it's worth to get up and pee.

I'm not sure how many chocolates equals happiness, but so far it's not 23.

Sometimes I just visit my blocking list on Facebook just to see how my prisoners are doing.

If you want to lose weight, you don't need exercise or diet. Just fall in love with the wrong person.

I am not a morning person. Until you want morning sex.

One bad chapter doesn't mean your story is over.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

The best relationships usually begins unexpectedly.

If you don't like me. Congratu-fucking-lations. I don't care.

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for diner every single night for the rest of our life.

You will never understand the damage you did to someone until the same thing is done to you. That's why I'm here. Sincerely Karma.

Do you ever feel like something is missing in your life the realize you don't have a glass of wine in your hand?

If you really want something, then go for it. Life is short.

Best way to earn respect is by treating others with respect.

Do you have a plan for the day and suddenly it's 4pm and you've achieved literally nothing.

People who love you don't treat you badly.